When I noticed this man walking ahead of me wearing a t-shirt with the words X [Computer Company Name] Advisor, I thought I'd have some fun with him.
Excuse me, could you give me some computer advice?" I said.
"Advice? What is advice? What do you mean?" he said.
"But your t-shirt says advisor?" I pointed to his shirt.
It was then he realised what I meant and smiled.
"I'm only playing with you." I said.
I recently had a brief conversation on the bus with a passenger sitting beside me. When I noticed the woman was looking at a map, I said, "Can I help?"
"I don't understand you!" she said.
"Where do you want to go?" I said.
"Sorry, I don't speak English!" she said.
Funny how the woman can't speak English, yet she said "I don't speak English!" in perfect English.
When her mobile phone rang, I discovered she was Italian.
I love irony!